Splork Speech Topics

What are the Hot Splork Topics?

The splork speech topics list follows this brief introduction. Actually, the following list can be used for all kinds of speech topics.

...Read Me First...About Speaking on Splorks

If you are new to Splork speech topics, then there are a few things you need to know...things that are covered here.

This splork and splorking list is random. It can be used for informative, persuasive and even funny speech topics. However it requires some massaging so that it hangs correctly.

For instance look at the topic...Save the Splork.

On its own it can stand as a speech topic.

To make it into a persuasive or informative speech will require some minor changes.

An Informative Speech requires the topic have a few modifications. Find out here.

The Persuasive Speech has its own unique modifications. Find out more here.

As you try to research the topic of Splorks and Splorking you will note that there is a shortage of splork information. The good news, it is highly probable that your audience may not even know what a splork is much less have ever seen one.

Wag the Dog

This is classic Emperors New Clothes material that will allow for a Wag the Dog scenario. Nobody having ever seen one is your decided advantage.

Note:

I am working on becoming the leading expert on Splorks and I have never seen one.

Does that mean they do not exist?

Just as you can not see air but feel its effect, there are things that we believe in because of their effect.

Just as we thought Ivory Billed Wood Peckers were extinct only to have several sightings in 2006, science is constantly tacking in the winds of knowledge.

Research and References

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